We all have those moments, where one thing is said but something completely different is heard/understood. At least I think I'm not alone here - Amy, queen of the MisSeries will hopefully back me up on this one.
Like the time Jay fussed because I was playing too many Words with Friends rounds. I defended myself "But I'm fighting off Alzheimers one game at a time."
Months later he returned to the same complaint staying "In reality, how much do they donate for each game? A penny?"
Confused, I asked him to explain. After all, WWF is a free game, and it certainly doesn't pay anyone to play. "You said they donated to Alzheimer's every time you played."
"I said I was fighting Alzheimers. Meaning keeping my mind active."
Today is one of those Murphy's Law Mondays where everything is seemingly going wrong. If I couldn't laugh, I'd cry. Hit me up in the comments with a similar story of how someone in your circle misunderstood what was said.